BlueSpikies04: i took my nails off if u know what i mean;-)
Skinnerz: lol
Skinnerz: its ok i dont feel a need right now
Skinnerz: if you know what i mean ;-)
This just felt like the right introduction to my entry here.
My favorite Suruv quote of the weekend is him telling my mom: "If I was straight I would do your daughter."
So I spent the weekend in NYC and had the best time. I hung out with Suruv on Friday. We met around 2ish and the first thing we did was go to BBQs for texas sized drinks. The waitress wouldn't serve us anymore drinks after the two we had because they "can't serve more than two drinks per person"... which is total bullshit cuz I went there the next day and they served us as many drinks as we wanted. I think they just thought we were drunk or something... i dont know why she would think that though... just cause we were clapping at every bus boy that passed by.
Well anyway... we moved on after BBQs and were walking around for a while. We tried to see how many men we could get to show us their muscles and make out with each other.:)
We were successful a few times!
...And while we were walking... I was petting these cute little puppies and Suruv was like: "It's so cute... it reminds me of your girlfriend's pussy." and we laughed and walked away. We are so immature I know but I love it!
Then we went to this mexican place... and ummm... things got interesting. OK so the freaking waiter took our chips from our table and I kind of wanted some... so i stretch my hand and help myself to the chips from the table next to us. The woman that was at that table was like "Could you please not do that again?!" whatever... it's a free country... why wouldn't I just help myself to somebody else's chips?! Anyway.. Suruv and I kept laughing and the couple next to us left. The waitress told us they left because of us and we were rude. lol whatever, we probably got them a free meal.
OK NOW IS WHEN MY FAVORITE PART OF THE NIGHT STARTS!
We went to gay bars. When we first went in... I felt kind of strange. Obviously I was the most attractive female there cause they were mostly butch dykes. But I felt strange cuz I wasn't getting hit on... so I was like WTF?!!! Don't they see that I'm much better looking than them?!! While I was telling this to Suruv really loud.. this man/woman overheard. This man (with his adam's apple just like chillin in his neck) was dressed like a woman and not only was he trying to pass as a woman.. he was trying to pass as a lesbian. Anyway... he/she goes: "Honey.. I came to talk to
you but you ran away and gave your friend a hug.. we all think he is your boyfriend." I don't remember running away but I was pretty drunk so I wouldn't put it past me. Well anyway.. I talked to him/her and two other chicks for a bit and this chick has the nerve to tell me I can't be bi.. I have to be one or the other. She is like "I used to be bi until I realized I was a lesbian and you will one day realize you are a lesbian too." I'm like ok.. basically she said this "hi ive never met you before but you don't know who you are and I do.. k.. bye" The man/woman was my favorite though. I love him/her. I hope I didn't really run away cause that would have been f.ucked up.
We also met a hot girl with a shaved head. I know shaved head usually isn't my type but there was something really hot about her. She was talking to me and Suruv for a while and hooked me up with a free jello shot and gave me a kiss on the cheek before we left. While I was having my jello shot.. she was like "Use your tongue... what kind of a lesbian are you".. so I showed her what I can do with my tongue.;)
There was also this girl on a date and I was so drunk.. I didn't really care that her girl was there so I kept touching her lol. And I asked her for a hug before we left and she gave me one! Suruv apologized to her gf when we were leaving but the girl didn't really care that I was hitting on her ... in fact she smiled every time I did so HA Suruv! I think she wanted some Kirsten lovin!
Suruv was mackin it on Friday. He met an attractive guy who was a good dresser and dances like Janet Jackson! That guy so wanted a piece of Suruv.
Ya so obviously I had a great friday night. Suruv I can't wait for the fire island! It will be a blast!
I had fun on Saturday too.. I hung out with Ian and his friends. We went to greenwich village and it was like one big fashion parade. It was great. We went to this place for lunch and all the waitresses were gorgeous. One of them must have
been one of the top most beautiful women I have ever seen. Then we went to BBQs again for some drinks and I saw one of the bus boys Suruv and I were clapping at again. He is the guy you told I thought was cute, Suruv. Anyway... he walks by our table and the drunk bitch here goes... "hey you are the guy from yesterday HA HA HA".. he smiles and walks on lol. He walks by again and winks at me! So the third time he passes by... i look behind him and scream: "you're cuteeee" and he comes back and introduces himself and asks for my name and such. lol go me.
I left Ian's place on Sunday morning and then had a pretty good sunday but again.. a lady doesn't kiss and tell.. so peace out! ;)
