Dharmik Grantha Parichya
2060
Bhaktaput University
Time 3 hours
Module Leader: Prof. Jagaltay

Yedi kunai religious grantha ko 2005 edition ma printing mistake bhayera 'Thou shalt go and drown in Ranipokhari' lekhina pugyo bhane tapai haru tyasma ke lekheko cha tyahi garnu huncha ki aafno common sense prayog garnu huncha? Byakhya garnuhos.

AndrewBro and DautariBro are exempt from this test. We know what they will do.

मेरो जवाफ मिलियन ब्रो ले दिइसक्नुभो

aba...dhaarmik grantha le bhanchha bhane mannai paryo ni gaanthe! nattra feri pachhi kaal le maresi narkai puryaidela bhanne dar bho...

tara pahilo 3 mahina chai haam faaldina tyo rani pokhari ma...

gym join garchhu...falaam salaam uchalera pakhura, gardhan, chhati, tighraa fullayera bhusthighre pahalwaan raakchhas jastai banchhu...

ani janchhu rani pokhari...

gaetai ma turukra basera priyesi lai euta pattra lekhamla:

"Meri praan piyaari Fulmaya,

marna ta man thiyena, tara dharma le mar bhanyo...aru kei thiyena...yo saaiko ghadi, tyo ni haamro baa ko paala ko...yei chino chhodera jancdai chhu...ma maresi feri tyo palla ghare maaila bahadur ko santaan battyauna pugis bhane chai ta maresi yamlok mai bhetera maile tero jagaltaa luchhna jaanya chhu...aru je sukai gar, fulmaya...aru sanga laspas chai nagar...yamlok ma bhetamla ani je je garnu parne ho garamla...

timro praan ta ustai ho...stan pyaro, Poonte."

ani haam fyalchhu...tessimyaaaaaa kati ganaundo ho tyo kuiyya rani pokhari...pani ma dubera marna sajilo ki hilo ma gaadiyera? khai ke thaa...je bhayeni marriyela...

ani maathi pugesi...tyo fulleko pakhura le Yamraaj ko gardhan anthetna janchhu...fulleko chhati le mukhai chepara saas roki dinchhu...fulleko tighra le chaak futne gari laat thokchhu...yeti garda gardai linga ni fullyo bhane chai bajjiye lai futekai chaakan feri thokchhu!

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

arkalai akaal mai...tyo ni yestoi kalilai budheshkaalma...mar ni bhanne ho ta?

tessimyaaaaaaaaaaaa thyasni!

Bajje kata anmariyo, bepattai bho, syaal ko sing harako jastai bho bhanya ta poonte Ranipokhari ma ham falne tarkhar po gardai rahechha gaanthay. Tyo pani falam salam uchalera bhustighre bandai. Meri bassai, chala niko chhaina hai. Usai ta charkya dhaad,, bhanchhiyela. Hos gares hai. Ani teri sirimati fulmaya lai jemaraaj kahan bata phoon gare pani nagare pani yeta bushland tira ek phoon maares hai. Rani Pokhari ma dubulki launu bhanda pahile.

पुन्टे दाइ, यो बुढेसकालाँ किन रानीपोखरी तिर नि ?

ani kyarnu ta ni, dautari bro...

ye, sanchi...yo "bro" "bro" bhaneko ke, huh? sable bhaneko sunera...chaainjo...aafule ni bhandya...katai "bro" bhaneko tee aaimai harule chhaati ma kasni "bra" ta bhanna khojeko haina hai?

je hos, kyarnu ta ni...tei bokso jagaltebhoot baaje ko dharma grantha ma...chaainjo...bhaneko chha re ranpokhari ma haam faalnu bhanera...tesaile ni...nattra tach...chaainjo...yo kalilai budheshkaal ma...balla ta jawani chadyaa hundo ho...ke khana jaanthi ra ni tee ranpokhari tira tetikai jhossina?

abo kuro uthyo soleil thula ko...

her, thula...ranpokhari ma...chaainjo...dubera marna aghi phone-sone garnu bhannchas bhane, yesso dallar pathaunu...phone marna lai...ali kati badhi nai pathaunu...chaainjo...marna aghi tei paisa le Fulmaya ki baini...yaani ki meri saali...lai ni bhagayera maram na! ki kaso?

lu, ma chaai baato laagen hai aba...gym tira!

Dharma grantha ma je lekheko chha tehi garne ho bhane Gita ma " karma gara tara fal ko asha nagara" lekheko chha. Tara aaj kal sabai jana karma chahi gardainan, khali fal ko asha matra garchhan.
Dharma grantha ma "Diyera bhirsha tara liyera kahile nabirsha" lekheko hola. Tara manchhe haru aru ko saman(paisa) liyera birshanchhan tara diyera kahile birshadainan(afno paisa magna chhodainan).
Dharma le bhaneko ulto garne aja ko age ma Rani Pokhari ma gayera dubnu bhanda Rani Pokhari ma boating garnu thik hola, entertainment pani hune, hoina ta?

poontey daii haha are speakin chinese