Legal Priorities

Lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a small Texastown prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grand motherly, elderly woman, to the stand.

He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."

The Lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"

She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking
problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him". The defense attorney almost died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench, and in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you bastards asks her if she knows me, I'll throw your sorry asses in jail.

Happy Friday and wonderful Weekend

good job bro .... serach googgle ..copy paste at sajaha ....

Oh common now, so what if the jokes are googles and copy pasted here? They made me laugh. Don't you go getting jealous and pulling other people's legs, just because you did not think of it first.

Thankx for the good laugh guys!
--More pleaseee!!! ;)

hhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...


the first one was tooo hilarious, i nearly fell of my chair. hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. i was envisioning the face of the tensed judge. hahahahahahahahahahaaa



Loote

o i think loote soiled, hehaha

hi meri jaaneman, dil ki dhadkan.aaja gale lag jaa *HUGS*

where were u all these days? me soiled re????? hehehehehehehe...nah....u know it rite?


Loote

nowhere!! wht abt ur msn?

i sent you my damn id (real one with my real name), did not u get it?????? :S


Loote

no i didnt get it :P

AznshawtY,

Loote needs to get laid... up the ass! take care of that will you? He is making this place pretty vile with his untamed monkey. Its too damn dangerous. So, take care of it AznshawtY.

shut the fk up and mind your own business, contact loote if you wanna show your gayness, dont involve me, dumbass

seems like theres someone else who needs to get laid too. I am not sure which side this one needs it!

oh ya? FYI, i like all the sides except for the anus, so no to anal, anymore questions? so did you get laid? wanna tell the story?

see you and loote make a perfect couple. you don't dig up the butt, and from the sounds of it Loote likes nothing but the butt grinder. So get on that job and save us from his retardedness.

thanks for your suggestion about me and loote making good couples but how sad it is that loote likes it up in the ass (which you know) and i dont eh? and sorry, you can bear his retardedness and eveyrthingelse, im not here to save anything honey

AznshawtY,

what good are you then?

its okay, you dont wanna know. m outie now. later

*coughs* *coughs*


sorry to interrupt.

vincent "mere bhai, maine tujhe kya samjha tha aur tu kya niklaa...." hehehehehe


get laid re? hahahahahahaha....."i m a pretty laid back person" re bhanchhan (aafaile aafnai kura garya haina hai feri) tesaile i don't believe in "getting laid" all the time hehehe. at least that does not come to my mind all the time, i have so many other tensions courtesy my own "freaking life" (hehe) to deal with-----first thing.

life ain't that easy, is it? :( wish it was.....anyways

second thing, azn is one of my good friends here in sajha, just like you are or anybody else are for that matter. we r living in a virtual world my friend, who knows if azn turns out to be a male...hehehehehe..ani, ram ram!!!
but he/she is a good friend nevertheless so i admire him/her on that ground. cheers azn, muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh hehehehehe

why i needed to say all this? have i gone mad? do i need attention???? (you must be wondering haina?? hehe)

Answer-
it may not matter to you or me about how people here think about us, coz we are "laid back" ni haina? but i do happen to have a sense of respect for others. i thought azn might have got pissed off hence this post of mine, which i guess is the last one for at least today.


You have a nice weekend, my friend! *HUGS*


Azn,

i am freaking busy this weekend hence i won't be able to come online, may be sometime later hai? u take care ... :)


Chow

Loote

ha haha...the jokes are really funny....but i couldn't stop laughing as i continued reading your all posts....i didn't know what I had been missing until june 21st, 2006 when i started posting in sajha....:D