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This is not a joke!

I just want to share this so I can feel better (hiding behind my computer).

I farted at work today. It was loud well I felt it was. There were two coworkers next to me. I know they heard it.

Not one said nothing and my face turned red!

I didn't know what to say, I felt that I should apologize or may be apologize with a humor, "oops no one heard that one" but I did nothing.

It was out of control and I just had to let one rip, you know what I mean? My butt was not positioned properly hence the loud noise.

Should I bring this up to my coworker? and may be apologize tomorrow? or

"aayo padh gayo padh , padh ko barema k ko baad bibaad" ????


Have you guys been in this situation? What did  you do?

Tomorrow is Friday. Please don't ruin anyone's day talking about Yesterday's Gas...Anyway, you said "two coworkers", it could be (1.  Male+Male or 2. Male + Female or 3.  Female + Female) ...If its No. 1- forget it. If its No. 2.- Make any interesting story and talk to Male only, later female will try to find out through Male what you guys talked about.. and they would forget everything about you,  AND NO.3..most important..talk about other female friends outside of your work environment..Women love to hear about other women all the time..they will completely forget what happened today...and WEEKENDS...SO NO ONE will  THINK ABOUT YOU..and Monday back to work..everything will be Taaza....

Thanks for posting guys and I do admire your comments.

I am actually laughing at my own situation now. I mean its natural and a healthy human being farts at least 8 times a day from what I heard.

Yeah its embarrassing that I had to let one slip :/

May be they are thinking it was my empty stomach?  lol

or may be they don't know yet, kinda like who farted? game.

I am not sure but they know its me hehe..... I feel like I committed an innocent crime. Both were male but the other side of the cube there were women so I think I kept them women guessing. lol again!

It was a great day over all.... I got major responsibility at work today. So that was a little accumulated pressure generated by work load. lol lol....

Take care ya'll....

God bless you.

its involuntary what does it has to do with getting student visa lol. u cracked me though!!!

dude its no biggie...next time you speak to them just bring it up casually and say 'the other day that chinese food didnt sit too well....did you guys notice?' sth like that and laugh it off....

 

syanjali, naya and few others like him get twisted for no apparent reason. Its a small embarassing moment and we have all been through it....this will not be the first and not the last...so learn to handle it...

 

 

Everybody farts.  No problem.  Let it rip!!!... but next time, please be discreet.  hehehehehe.

Everybody farts.  No problem.  Let it rip!!!... but next time, please be discreet.  hehehehehe.

SIS, we got morons here who are dedicated to ruin the day. You will find out soon.

LOL - ok no name calling...sounds fair

Farting is good for health but not in public

yeah even taking abt farting in common is disgusting, only illegal dirty mexicans will fart and walk stinky

Its stinky

I have a confession, I farted in a crowded elevator because that day I had a very heavy breakfast, like 5 boiled eggs, 4 toast, sausages, tea and to top it off, I was drinking the big redbull. I tried my best to controll but a silent one slipped out. Silent but deadly, aatmaghatak paad(like dead rotten mouse and spoiled eggs). I made couple ladies gag and set a panic in the elevator with like 15 people crammed up at work rush. everyone was closing their noses making noises of disgust, they didnt know it was me becuase like everyone I had my nose covered but I was laughing as hell underneath. and as soon as the elevator stopped, people were pushing eachother to get out fast. there were a lot of people waiting to get on as we were leaving, I dare not look back but I heard people yelling and gagging as they entered the elevator.

and yes I did feel embarrassed. But I got away with it , one more thing for me to check off on my things to do list before I die.
       fart in a crowded elevator.      CHECK

yo [Disallowed String for - use not allowed] sunweesh bhanne.. ur a disgrace to we all nepalese... ta [Disallowed String for - use not allowed] sanga ta one on one khelnu maan lako cha............... "padhyo bhandai ma how did you get a visa re"....... bhai america ko visa talai testo thulo kura lagyo.....thukka [Disallowed String for - use not allowed]..........

Guys enjoy this, its real funny. Curry Paad

if u wana fart go to the restroom, u can't fart in open space until n unless u r alone in the room or space so its nasty and disgusting to fart in front of people, only people with no manner will do that, that's totally animal behavior

Teerobajee,

I lol'd.

What a confession! Hands down!

You my friend were able to  hit it where it matters. Imagine 10 people in the elevator!!! oh boy crazy!!!!


amazing my friend!!!!


I am speechless...... God bless u and your super powers!

Smart_lato , you shouldnt bring this to your coworker. This is just a minor case.

What if u r having s*x with your gf and someone is peeping through the window.

There is no need to get embarrassed. I annoy the crap out of my coworkers ripping a fart every now and then.

@GJ: Bitch, this thread is 7 years old. Most people who posted above are already dead, you dumb bitch!

So what? That fart still stinks you forking piece of shit! And we have scums like you to police fart posts.