I love giving exams. It drains my brains out. I stop eating properly, my sleeps are disturbed and my whole routine messed up. I lose weight. LOL. That is the story of the end of my semesters. I have a full time job so I barely go to college and I have to do self studies. I am not complaining since this is what I have chosen for myself.

             ( First a special mention to Lamps, Karnali_Blues, Mercynova, Rahulvai Uncle and Neo for keeping me company in sajha chat while I was going through my books last night. If it was not for these guys, I would have dozed off as early as 10pm and it would have been Irrepairable, so thank you all!!)

            Today morning before setting off for the exams,mum oh how religious!! puts bibhuti on my forehead and gave me subhasagun Dahi and like always said “ Jati pardheko chas tyo bhanda dherai lekhera aaulas” ( I always roll my eyes after this statement).

            Finally inside the hall, I don’t know anyone, so basically I am on my own. Around 40 students in one room, there was aunty from the bank, who is doing this course to get a promotion, another dai from army who is also fighting for a promotion to be a Colonel, Mother of two kids doing her masters to get a degree and so on. Most of the ladies looked pretty decent and seems studious and were reading the books until right before the exams unlike me.

  I had no armor, no shield, no weapons in the form of small coded writings on papers. I am a chicken, I can’t cheat. My conscience doesn’t let me. I sweat like a pig if I have to. I have no guts to take codes to the exam hall, Never. Anyway when the bell rang, I knew exactly how much time I have and how much time I have to give each question. A case study of 40 credits, I ll do it in 1 hour 20 minutes and rest 3 choice questions each of 20 marks within ½ hour plus minus. And remaining 10 minutes for reading the questions and revising at the end. All planned and all set.

I am not a distinction holder but I am smart to manage my time. Anyway, losing no more time, I started writing my paper. And my fingers hurt, lack of writing speed and practice. So every 20 minute I took a break for couple of seconds, stretch and look around who is doing what. Man was I not shocked, everyone was copying, LITERALLY Copying. One got a big stack of paper inside her kurta’s falls. Another lady got a big piece of rectangle paper right clasped between her folded two legs. The worse was the lady sitting two rows ahead of me, copying everything from her smartphone ( we are asked not to bring phones to the exam center, and even if we bring we have to switch it off). 

Now the dilemma was whether to get up and tell the invigilator “HEY THEY GOT CHEATS, KICK THEM OUT, CANCEL THEIR EXAMS!!!”, or sit down tolerate it and do what I got to do. I studied all night pestering my online friends to not let me sleep, mugged 3 books in one night, got dark circles and headache in the morning JUST to pass this exam and here the ladies are all copying so shamelessly.( Nope the idea of cheating never crossed my mind)

In a “twaaa” state of mind, I called my mum after the exams and said “ Mama, I might just pass but I have honestly earned it. You should be proud of my B plus grades”. I am sure she has rolled her eyes this time…LOL.

Amby Im so proud of u!! tara I have a favor to ask, do tell me kun board, i might was to get my post graduate done via that board!!

Because its easy to cheat: p???

YEah just cause its easy to CHEAT, or lets just say, i can gurantee a 4 GPA for my masters!!

Amby,
I won't lie, my favorite Part is the heading "Cheating Housewives". I was confused initially, in the middle of the article I was thinking to myself "What in the word Cheating housewife has to do with Exam".

CHeating Housewives देख्दा त I thought you were going to talk about some housewife cheating on her husband..... भरे त exam मा पो cheat गरेको रहेछ .....

I dont know how you do it but I never could and still cannot mug up a single book... n you mugged up तिन तिन वटा किताब ..... माने Amby माने ....

Congrats Amby, I am glad you did your best without cheating. Proud of you and best wishes.

Like Lamps said, I like the heading too.

Thanks for the credit and glad to be part of the team last night.

dhat bro ko title misleading rahecha... k k na hola bhanera padhya.... exams ma cheat choreko kuro po rahecha... Cheating Housewives!!!

Ruben,

Amby is not only good in writing but also in selecting 'Attractive' title :)

I wouldn't call it misleading as its about the housewife who were cheating in the exam but what we can say for sure is it was really surprising twist :)

Mercy ......GPA 4 for masters.????? Pretty ambitious I must say for cheating.
Lamps.... I am still waiting for what you think of the article since your name is on the credit list: p
Thahachaena jee....for me going throught the books sar sarti and getting the gist of it is called mugging...when i understand the core of it....guff dinne ta ho ni ....lol
Ruben......the topic is not misleading....cheating housewives can never possibly only mean a story of cheating on her man.....if i ever write a sex story of a housewife...I might give a topic like.....mmmmm......Savitri devi ko mann ka bhaka.....or bhajan kirtan janda savitri devi......lol
Nepboy789 thank u for defending me....;)

Amby,
I consider this as an good article for the subject matter and not because "Lamps" is mentioned somewhere in the article. You added extra spice in the article mentioning "Lamps" along with "KB", "Neo" and "Rahul dai". You know I am waiting for the real real one :)

Hahaha yea the real one

"I love giving exams."

Karnali Blues thank you soooo much......and yes the credit really goes to all of you guys!!!!

I have been following your writings. The content is ok but you need some work on your English!! Sexy in sari did point few of the errors but there are too many grammatical and spelling errors!!

 

Your attitude about not cheating in exam deserves A plus grade.

Hahah jungle book.....thank you

Bittertruth,
Your smile made my day:)

Bittertruth, I was just giving my feedback to the writer. Are you the spokesperson or is the writer not able to take any feedback? I see you decided to delete your comment. It was not necessary.