With all the bickering and turmoil in Nepal, there's a light at the end of the tunnel...Weekend is coming Guys and Gallards!!
So, recharge your brain, answer the following questions, post your own riddles and say TGIAF (A=almost):

Copy pasted riddles:

Fill in the blank (xxx):
#1 The xxxxxxx surgeon was xxxxxxx to operate because he had xxxxxxx.

Hints: 7 letters per blank. Same letters, same order. Not necessarily just one word per blank

#2

सत्य कथा;
दाई गाउको मुखिया भाई लाटो रहेछ , कही गएकोबेला घर बेटी कहाँ चिनी तुरिएको बेला परेछ अनी मुखिया लाई मात्रै चिनी भएको चिया दिएछन ।
लाटो भाई ले चिया चुस्की पनि लिएनछ ? किन नपिएको भनी ईशारा गर्दा तलाई चिनी हालेको चिया दिए मलाई चाँही बिना चिनिको । चाखेर भनेको हो भनी सोद्धा , चाख्नै परेन था हा पाइ हाले मैले दिना साथ भन्छ .
कसरी थाहा पायो नचाखी । चिया चुहेको पनि छैन अनी कमिला पनि छैनन ( मुखिया ले त्यसरी था पा हो कि बनी हेरी हाल्यो )
लौ भन्नुस् नचाखी चिनी छैन भन्यो त्यो लाटो ले ( बोली मात्रै नफुटेको को बहुतै चलाख मनिष)?   

Hehe, a neat idea and the kind of boost needed for a midday crisis. ; )

For #2:

The guy is not tall enough to push the button to go to his 21st floor (he could only reach upto 14th floor button) but on rainy days he uses his umbrella to push the 21st button!

Correct?

You chai guess nai ho, tara Mukhiyako Lato bhai bathai rahechha. He saw that the tea wasn't stirred (kehi ta ghumirakheko dekhinthyo hola ni).
Gau le gau le gau le?

Grace_S, sunya parya ho? Thyakkai milyo. What about #1?

I think Gracy's right.. That person is midget and uses umbrella in rainy days.

Ok, here's easy one. You must have heard this one before.

My life can be measured in hours,
I serve by being devoured.
Thin, I am quick
Fat, I am slow
Wind is my foe.
Who am I?

Candle

Candle :-)

आज बिहान भर्खर सम्झ्या थे मैले उता चौतारीमा

नाम लिया पिया हाजिर

I'm SMRT [Nope, not a typo. It is SMRT not SMART ; )] in Homer's style!

sabai kasto smart.. Baucha and Ritthe........right answer.. Gracy, you too are smart.
ritthe, Oh tei bhayera aaja  aako ni ta   naam liya, aagayi piya lol

Few more :
#1    Foward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?
#2    I  have no voice and yet I speak to you, I tell of all things in the world that people do. I have leaves, but I am not a tree, I have pages, but I am not a bride or royalty. I have a spine and hinges, but I am not a man or a door, I have told you all, I cannot tell you more. What am I?

#3   some people make it but don't want it, some people buy it but don't need it, some people need it but don't know it.

My guess:

#2 - Book

[Milyo?]

Gracy, milyo... #2 is book

How about others?

#1 is Ton
#3 is Coffin :) Milyo hai? :D

milyo milyo............ bery ishmart! Where's yours? 

Answer:

गाउ घरमा झिङा त भन्की रहन्छन नि , चिया दिए पछी दाई मुखियाको चिया गिलास मा झिङा मडारिए तर उस्को मा भने नास्ती ।  बोलिको कमी भए पनि दिमागको कमी थिएन .

Here's my plain n easy one :)

I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?

And fat bEast will be fat bast if I am not there :) k bhanchau riten Dai