When Girls Drink Too Much

1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.

2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling
our butt while yelling "woo-hoo!" is truly the sexiest dance move
around.

3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and
honestly believe we could do it, too.

4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more
like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four hours ago.

5. We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them
sooooo much.

6. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a
new song play's because "oh my god! I love this song!"

7. We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next
to us.

8. We've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.

9. We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving
us just lemonade, but that's just because we can no longer taste the
gin.

10. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like
the kitchen floor (or the mop?)

11. We fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when we sit on
it.

12. We take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault
that we're having problems walking straight.

1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.

2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling
our butt while yelling "woo-hoo!" is truly the sexiest dance move
around.

3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and
honestly believe we could do it, too.

4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more
like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four hours ago.

5. We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them
sooooo much.

6. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a
new song play's because "oh my god! I love this song!"

7. We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next
to us.

8. We've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.

9. We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving
us just lemonade, but that's just because we can no longer taste the
gin.

10. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like
the kitchen floor (or the mop?)

11. We fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when we sit on
it.

12. We take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault
that we're having problems walking straight.

You must the been drunk while writing those lines.

Drink responsibly.. I've met some girls who are just crazy when drunk and some, you don't even  have a hint that they are even drunk. They just sit there and act all normal. But, taking advantage when somebody is drunk is pathetic, unworthy of any man. If you are a man, get a women in bed with your integrity and honesty.

lol fun to read y'all.

Getting a women in bed with integrity and honesty is always there....But its a bonus when girl a drunk..

 

Does this prove why girls should not drink?

 

Or is it this?

thts the whole point.

infact, nobody should drink.

keta keti sabai jana....stop drinking!!!!

 

Wuh, Hell no..Everyone should drink..Specially Girls...Please drink as much as possible.:)

I could see some rats out of garbage living middle of nowhere without a visage. Lucky bastards they are not in nepal for navaratri. i could have sacrifice them for the shake of goddess durga.

anyways Happy festive to all and hopefully your education will provide you some brain along with opprtunity to break your virgin ass.

 

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