Question: What is the difference between women and puppies?
Answer: Puppies dont nag.
Question: Why do women always have a bitchy look on their faces?
Answer: Because they are...
Question: What do women have in common with rubik's cube?
Answer:The more you try to understand them the more compicated they get.
Question: If you drop a woman and a brick out of a plane, which one
Would hit the ground first?
Answer: Why would someone want to drop a brick?????beats me...
Question: What did God say after he created woman?
Answer: What the F*uck have I done, now I need to create someone to put a leash on them!!! and poof! created men.
Question: What's the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO?
Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either but lot of people have atleast claimed to have seen a UFO.
Question: What are three reasons why women don't mind their own business?
Answer: I) no mind ii) no business iii) gossiping is like breathing to them.
Question: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
Answer:! Because even back then men would have nagging wives, so bad that they had to wander around for 40 years.
Question: What is the difference between women and cows?
Answer: Cows don't turn into women when they get married...
Question: What makes men chase women they have no intention of
Marrying?
Answer: its simple...FREE SEX.
Question: What do you do with a woman who thinks she's God's gift?
Answer: screw and dump!!
Question: Whats wrong if a woman comes out the kitchen and nags you? Answer: The chain is too long.
Question: Why do women like smart men?
Answer: Opposites attract.
Question: What is the smartest thing to come out of a womens mouth?Answer: Eienstein's dick.
Pass this on to some men who need a laugh.
Leave the women aside, they cant handle the truth!
