CHAPTER-1
P-MAN BEGINS
by Syan-TOSS & Syan-CAR
This
dude from Gurka nation, is a quick ass marathon runner and wins the 5
mile challenge from Ligling Avenue to Gurka street.....right? Then he
gets this big ass crown with a white tail on it. their generations do
nothing until this bad ass Prithwi guy is born, actually his name is
Prithwinarayanbirbikramshah ....man thats a long ass name right....so
lets name him P-Man. he is like a cool dude with real kick ass attitude
problem with other princes of other nations.
So one day while
hitting the pot, he meets this cool Babaji dude called Gorkanath
(G-Man) who has a long ass white beard and carries yogurt with him all
the time. So the G-Man pukes on the yogurt and tells P-Man to lick
it...right? Says the yogurt got all sortsa weeds in it and is kick ass
HIGH. P-Man, coz he is too high already trips on a freakin stone and
drops the curd on his dingo right and G-Man is really pissed ....
says "dude, if you had licked it -every freaking thing you had said
would have been awesomely true...like ever..you know what I
mean?....but....coz you spilled it.....wherever you get your dingo
repaired, you will own that place arite?
PMan then starts
traveling a lot right and his dingo tears everywhere in places like
MAC1Pur, LAMZoong, and others right? so he starts repairing his shoes
everywhere and owns the place like Gman said. He then gets the 22states
and the 24 states and everywhere....man thats a hard ass dingo he's
got.
When it comes to Naples valley, he's like totally
freaked out. coz these Malla dudes in the valley are big ass boozers
and ride harley horses and have lots of booze celebrations like the red
indians. so when all of them are boozing and tipsy high, P man slips
into Catmando throne and sews his shoes and get it and then Back-Tapur,
Pyatan follows.
P Man is freaked out when he gets a pool game challenge from this guy from Kri-T-pur who has a hair like Mr. T. The
bet is the winner stays and loser has to pay in ears and noses. So P
man sends his brother to play against him and Mr.T drinks a pitcher of
Chyaang Lager Beer and tosses the cue ball and hits PMan's brother's
eye when the weed smoke is everywhere in the den and he loses it.
P
Man is raged and pissed and then plays himself but first he makes sure
that Mr.T and his followers do not get any beer to drink and any weed
to smoke right? and he wins and gets paid in ears and
noses...man...what a freak right?
To be continued
