Hey guys,
what would be the easiest way to die?
Any idea?
Any spirits around........

hey man it's easy !

step 1. go to the kitchen
step 2. fetch a spoon
step 3. fill the spoon with water
step 4. jump yourself into the spoon
stay inside the deep water for a while and don't breath
then you're gone ........ !

Good luck!

HEY Holy OX.....wazz up!

If you'd ask me the easiest way to die then as a true friend all i'd say is....Just take a closer look of yourself in the mirror, then, HEART ATTACK!!

But hey, come on! Life is all abt struggling. Just 'coz you are pregnant and have no idea of who the mother is.....doesn't means u gotta die. Infact you should live and prove yourself.

No you can't die. Have you ever thought of me? who will send me obscene E-mails if you're gone? ,Who will count the no. of F**** Crazies in sajha?, who! Answer me!
No god can't be this cruel , he can't take away the only slang professor in my life. No way! you are not dying.

Your well wisher,
Aviator.

Postscript: If you promise not to die, I'll send you free air tickets to Iraq or Taliban ( choice is all ur's) for a lovely peaceful vacation.

Put on a goat mask and stand in front of Nepal Airlines. This woul be "the" guaranteeed, fool-proof way to be sacrificed/die. Yeah, no need to thank me for this brilliant idea. hahahahahh

hey all you fuggers ...............
go & eat some shit .

if there was an easy way to die..everyone wud jump to it duhhh!!
:P
samsara that's a good one LOL

Avaitor and samsara you guys are really funny lol.
I wonder why would you wanna die at first place. Let your death come to you whenver it needs to , untill that moment live it to the fullest. JPT . easiest way re

Holy Cow, wtf? eat shit you say? hahahah I'll take a big chunk of beef off your shoulders azzhole!! Write some comments rather than being a troll here. BTW, Ain't nothing HOLY about beef, dumazz!!

A joke -

One man, frustrated of life, decided to commit suicide by being crushed down in railway track(supposedly far from his home). In the evening, he took off fataafat from his home with a small pouch on his back towards the railways. On the way, a friend of his saw him walking fataafat and asked where he was heading to in that rush and in that time. He replied, "going to commit suicide ....." Then, he again asked pointing at the pouch, "what is that for?" He replied, " food inside, in case I got hungry on the way."

hey holy moly, are you dead yet ?

if you are not yet dead, please do me a gavor i want to send parcel to my grandfather, if you are going to heaven?

if you are not yet dead, please do me a favor i want to send parcel to my grandfather, if you are going to heaven?

take a few sleeping tablets, make a wound on your finger deep enough to keep the blood flowing out... in fact, make several of them. and go to sleep... there is no waking up !!

पौराणिक तारिकाहरू::
दाडू माँ पानी ततायेरा खलल बगायेरा मोरने (as suggested by earlier)
खुरसानी को बोट माँ झुन्दियेर पासो लगाउने

आधुनिक तरीका (उत्तम तरीका) ::
स्लीपिंग टेबलेट चपौने १२ वटा, १ गिलास मन तातो पानी मा

...एसो गर्दा नि मोरेन भने, जिब्रो टोकेर "म मरे" भंने १०८ पटक (This one is under trial, so lets try it first)

ha ha.. you guys are funny! well.. to me you're not anything more than dead to have this intention to kill yourself. And yes, there's no other any easier way than this... see you didnt even know you were no longer alive!! :) Rest in peace :)

come to me..i will sing a song for you